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Thoughts about US (Florida) girls - by: Idan

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So in case it isn't obvious I am a Brit and I just spent 2 weeks in Florida on vacation. I was in Tampa for 3 days, Miami for 5 and Orlando for 6. I wasn't going all out to get laid (I was mostly doing touristy stuff especially in Orlando) but I did take opportunities when they came. I wanted to see how US girls personally came across to me compared to British.

I can say that there are a LOT of hotties in Florida- the concentration and quantities of which I have never seen in Scotland. Even a lot of Central Europe. There were fatties of course but not in the numbers I expected- I heard Florida takes being in shape more seriously.

I did some day approaches in Tampa- I wasn't ballsy enough to make direct ones- I didn't want my vacation vibe ruined by failure I concede that. It must have been less than 10 but I didn't get ignored by any girls- they all seemed at least somewhat polite and friendly and half of them asked where I was from. All the girls were at least 7s. They all rejected my proposition to hang out on the spot and for their number after that failed. There were no rude reactions.

It didn't occur to me to burn kratom at this point - where I stay in Central Europe it is illegal to own or use this magical stuff and I had long since forgotten how fucking awesome it is.

Anyway the night approaches didn't work out at all. I hung out with a local player I had met on the net (not here though) and made a few bar approaches. I was dressed very well having just done a full wardrobe calibration at the start of the year using the help of a professional. The girls often gave me the time of day and were polite but they all excused themselves very fast. I approached quite a few having drunk more than a little wine.

While I didn't go all out with day and night approaches I did spend a lot of time online trying to pipeline. I used my shirtless pic (same one as my avatar). I was determined to screen out all girls who were not dtf. I opened all the girls with 'hey sexy' for example. I got a few tinder matches and badoo and a few responses but no dates.

Moving on to Miami I decided to step things up a bit. I had stupidly forgotten to secure some happy hippo for my arrival so I just bought some random pill kratom from a smoke shop in South Beach. It was expensive as shit but my extract and actually it was VERY good- excellent burns every time - Maeng da fast strain. I decided to spend some time approx high on the beach bearing nothing but my speedos. I asked girls to put sunscreen on my back, that they were sexy or to get a picture with them. To my surprise almost all the girls (15+) rejected me instantly and the only semi success was a pair of 8s from NYC who engaged me for 30 minutes but wouldn't join my invitation to hang out at my apartment. The apartment was fairly close to the beach so my logistics were sound.
I was incredibly thankful for the kratom and realised that if I had this stuff in Poland I am SURE I would have had some success by now- it literally supercharges my emotional endurance to that of an extravert- I can approach again and again and again without burning out.

Nightlight in Miami was absolute shit. This time the politeness rules didn't apply- every girl ignored me as soon as I started to talk to her or dance with her. There were some gorgeous genetic specimens dancing on the platforms at these clubs though!!! I wasn't that bummed out about it as I had heard he brutally tough Miami can be.

I hit the online super hard getting something like 9 matches with 6-7s on tinder. I screened throughly and had 3 girls ready to meet me on the day at some point. All of them flaked last minute unfortunately which got very annoying.

In Orlando I didn't approach during the day - I was too busy in Disneyland and Universal studios. At night time I was exhausted and managed to miss the best days for nightlight due to personal ignorance. I hit online hard but despite getting a fair number of matches and planned dates - I was flaked on every single time.

I noticed girls here don't apologise for flaking and often never get back to you again. Literally not even a text. Wtf?

I know I would have to spend a lot more time here and in the USA in general to know for sure if it would be a place for me to come to to get lots of bangs but I left feeling it just wasn't for me even if it did feel like a step up from the UK.

I hated the whole gratuity thing and the fact that tax is not included on the receipt. No disrespect to Americans- I know it is your culture. I LOVED the politeness of Americans- it really is beautiful even if is often fake. I just love polite people. The flake nature of girls is incredibly frustrating but I've no evidence to suggest this is solely an American thing...

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