I gave up on online dating a long time ago, after making 30-40 profiles over Tinder, POF, OkCupid over several years and pouring hundreds and hundreds of hours into it with minimal results.
After deciding online dating was fucking worthless, I went back to try my hand at it again--perhaps because I am a masochist--and ended up with some very strange results--WEIRD conversations.
Things seemed to have really changed, it's still the same shithole where almost no hot girls message me back but I thought I'd take the time to post my bizarre interactions.
1.) Girls don't answer questions.
My goto opener two years ago was always "Hey Jenny you look cool, tell me what you're up to." They would always respond with what they were up to.
Now in my latest stint they never answer this question, they just all give one-word answers when I message. I started using different openers and had some girls message back some ODD stuff which I'm getting to.
2.) Women are aggressive and act like men.
First girl I talked to had a hot pic and a reasonable profile, but it was suggestive. I asked her what she was up to, and she responded:
"Horny as all hell, Sorry if that's weird"
I thought she was a catfish so I started fucking with her.
Me: "That's forward did you forget your meds."
Her: "Bye asshole"
Me: "So you're not a catfish?"
Her: "Obviously not."
Very weird guys, this girl was HOT and she felt real even though seemed like a catfish. I was blown away by her complete lack of social tact.
Girl #2:
Me: [opener]
Her: What's your number?
Me: ###-###-####
Her: When's a good time to call?
Me: After 6
Wtf?
Girl #3:
Me: [opener]
Her: What do you mean by "chill" in your profile?
Me: Hang out and have fun
Her: Oh most guys mean they want to have sex
Me: Nothing wrong with that right?
Her: But you shouldn't beat around the bush right? You should tell females what you want upfront don't you think?
LOL is this girl socially retarded? She was goodlooking too....
Me [with heavy sarcasm]: Sometimes subtlety is required
She then argued with me and I blocked her, social retard is not DTF.
Girl #4:
Me: [opener]
Her: But are you a cool boy?
Me: I'm a man not a boy
Her: Okay want to get really drunk with me?
Me: Sure bring the vodka
Her: Ok!
I stopped messaging because I thought it was a joke. But at this point I am realizing these girls are all really cracked-out or just socially retarded....what the hell is going on???
Girl #5:
Her: Hey I am looking for a sexy playmate, will you be mine
Me: Sure, come over with the vodka
She blocked me.
Girl #6:
Me: [chill opener]
Her: James, I am not what you are looking for. I am into BDSM.
Me: That's pretty forward. Don't you just have normal sex too?
Her: I wish you luck.
Ok guys...along with a bunch of fatties/uglies who looked attractive in their first pics, these are the conversations I've been having. None of the normal, cool, flirty stuff.
Why are these girls all so fucking pushy and forward? I actually thought they were all fakes or catfish, but when EVERY SINGLE ONE does the same socially-retarded shit, online dating seems like a total joke at this point.
Anyway this is all just from OkCupid so far.
Any thoughts? Do any of you guys actually fuck hot chicks with online dating? Chris made his POF guide like 5 years ago and I don't think it's really relevant anymore, these girls lack even basic social skills.
Maybe I should send a bunch of openers like "I'm horny as all hell, want to netflix and chill?"
Plus...where in hell are all the hot girls? Anybody using OKC successfully?
After deciding online dating was fucking worthless, I went back to try my hand at it again--perhaps because I am a masochist--and ended up with some very strange results--WEIRD conversations.
Things seemed to have really changed, it's still the same shithole where almost no hot girls message me back but I thought I'd take the time to post my bizarre interactions.
1.) Girls don't answer questions.
My goto opener two years ago was always "Hey Jenny you look cool, tell me what you're up to." They would always respond with what they were up to.
Now in my latest stint they never answer this question, they just all give one-word answers when I message. I started using different openers and had some girls message back some ODD stuff which I'm getting to.
2.) Women are aggressive and act like men.
First girl I talked to had a hot pic and a reasonable profile, but it was suggestive. I asked her what she was up to, and she responded:
"Horny as all hell, Sorry if that's weird"
I thought she was a catfish so I started fucking with her.
Me: "That's forward did you forget your meds."
Her: "Bye asshole"
Me: "So you're not a catfish?"
Her: "Obviously not."
Very weird guys, this girl was HOT and she felt real even though seemed like a catfish. I was blown away by her complete lack of social tact.
Girl #2:
Me: [opener]
Her: What's your number?
Me: ###-###-####
Her: When's a good time to call?
Me: After 6
Wtf?
Girl #3:
Me: [opener]
Her: What do you mean by "chill" in your profile?
Me: Hang out and have fun
Her: Oh most guys mean they want to have sex
Me: Nothing wrong with that right?
Her: But you shouldn't beat around the bush right? You should tell females what you want upfront don't you think?
LOL is this girl socially retarded? She was goodlooking too....
Me [with heavy sarcasm]: Sometimes subtlety is required
She then argued with me and I blocked her, social retard is not DTF.
Girl #4:
Me: [opener]
Her: But are you a cool boy?
Me: I'm a man not a boy
Her: Okay want to get really drunk with me?
Me: Sure bring the vodka
Her: Ok!
I stopped messaging because I thought it was a joke. But at this point I am realizing these girls are all really cracked-out or just socially retarded....what the hell is going on???
Girl #5:
Her: Hey I am looking for a sexy playmate, will you be mine
Me: Sure, come over with the vodka
She blocked me.
Girl #6:
Me: [chill opener]
Her: James, I am not what you are looking for. I am into BDSM.
Me: That's pretty forward. Don't you just have normal sex too?
Her: I wish you luck.
Ok guys...along with a bunch of fatties/uglies who looked attractive in their first pics, these are the conversations I've been having. None of the normal, cool, flirty stuff.
Why are these girls all so fucking pushy and forward? I actually thought they were all fakes or catfish, but when EVERY SINGLE ONE does the same socially-retarded shit, online dating seems like a total joke at this point.
Anyway this is all just from OkCupid so far.
Any thoughts? Do any of you guys actually fuck hot chicks with online dating? Chris made his POF guide like 5 years ago and I don't think it's really relevant anymore, these girls lack even basic social skills.
Maybe I should send a bunch of openers like "I'm horny as all hell, want to netflix and chill?"
Plus...where in hell are all the hot girls? Anybody using OKC successfully?